Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 25, 2021

You probably could use it to degrease the engine in your car.

Absolutely. Offer it to the Kremlin.

Hey, WE’VE got one of those in OUR fridge! Is there gray hair growing inside of it?

Why would you want to keep such a thing in the first place?

Too bad he’s too old for Show and Tell at school.

It’s the kid’s science experiment that he lost.

I think he’s pulling our leek.

Try some. What could possibly go wrong?

It was a house warming gift from great-aunt, “whats-her- name?”………..

Just call it kimchi

Need new fridge.

And thus we have the beginning of the origin story of that foe of evil, defender of the oppressed, and champion of justice: Asparagus Man.

Sounds like some of the things in the fridge here at work.