Bliss by Harry Bliss for January 30, 2021

He was knocked unconscious after the first bump.

Well, if life gives you lemmings…

Naw, he’ll be too stunned to realize he’s drowning. And, too stunned to realize he was living a lie.

Was his name Skippy?

Well, all the lemmings that met the Disney film crew were certainly unlucky! In such a case they’d be better off with the animation crew.

Ouch! … Ouch! … Ouch! … Ouch !

Meanwhile, the lucky lemming is looking down and thinking:“Good thing I didn’t follow that guy!”

Should have read the Cliff Notes.

That actually sounds like the name of a children’s book, “The Unlucky Lemming”. Now all we need is a plot.

When life gives you lemmings, make cliff bars.

what luck, the Disney film crew is here!

Lemmings don’t … Oh, never mind, that meme is stuck in our culture, like the mistaken belief that the 21st Century began in 2000, and there’s nothing to be done.

Look Satan! No water skis! ( Scorpions can last up to 48 hours underwater, although they don’t like to swim as much as water moccasins in the Snake River Canyon.)

Many of those engaged in a lemming-like behavior are proud of their individualism.