Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 28, 2021

That should be a roast chicken not an egg

The last time I checked, uncles don’t lay eggs!! Only aunties do!!

Better than dying of the bird flu, eh.

Poor guy, he never came out of his shell!

An egg would be a descendant not an ancestor

This is so stupid!

Keep your sunny side up Henry.

I think Uncle Henry would look more like chicken and dumplings than a fried egg.. or perhaps soup, if Uncle Henry was a rooster that lost his cock-a-doodle-doo.

Hence the saying: don’t name your chickens before they hatch.

At least he was free range……

But he looked so young.

They always did say that Uncle Henry was a good egg.