Lola by Todd Clark for January 29, 2021

You tell him, Lola.

It’s hard to wear the hoodie pulled up with the hat brim facing backward. This guy is weather- and fashion-unaware.

If you can’t dazzle them with your brains, baffle them with your kuhschiesse!!

/SNARK/

Dude, you’re lucky Lola is being merciful.

I bet he does what she says.

why exactly is she sitting on a bench outside?

then why exactly are you outside?

or take your whole purse

but what he wants is cold cash…

better yet…go get a job ya loser!