Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 15, 2021

I’m so old I can’t remember.

I don’t drink so i’ll take your word on that Aunty.

Vodka tastes awful so it has to be flavored.

One vodka shots contest was enough to keep me from ever drinking vodka again

Aunty, cut to the chase: You’re older than dirt.

Egads! Who put the orange juice in my orange juice?

Made from spuds you yourself planted, eh, old girl?

Older than Webster?

And gin came in bathtubs.

Even worse, flavored beer. I mean if you need lemon or lime in beer, you shouldn’t drink beer.

According to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), vodka is an odorless, colorless, tasteless spirit …. https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2010/06/vodka-odorless-and-flavorless-no-more/57723/

I’m so old, I can remember when “Vodka” meant: “Oh no, the Potatoes are Rotten.”