The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 28, 2021

How about if Thorny DID follow the instructions, Chiefey? ;D

So says the eejit that’s only nineteen dollars from his first billion!! The joke is on him, though!! When he “departs” from his world, that money will not be going with him!!

/FACT/

Yes, stop following the money bags.

The way those bags are numbered, I at first thought I was seeing double, time to visit the optometrist. Then I realized that was not the case at all. Chief just stole that money from The Beagle Boys, who I am sure earned that money fair and square.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beagle_Boys#/media/File:The_Beagle_Boys.jpg

If Brutus did that, Veeblefester would complain that he had no imagination and couldn’t think for himself!

Veebs, you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.

He did.

Why are numbers on money bags?

After 30 years of teaching I decided the most important thing students could learn in school is to follow the instructions (trying not to swear here)

Actually, good advice in general from the boss but there are always times that following the boss’s instructions could be detrimental to the employees or even the company at large. Since we don’t know what Brutus did, I would assume that any deviation Brutus made from the boss’s directions was to protect the company’s interest. As such, he deserves a large raise for not following the boss’s instructions. Might work; who knows……

That’s why he made a mistake.

Wait a minute. Reading those numbers, Veeblefester is saving one dollar in pennies in each bag? How pompous to write that on the bag!!!

When did the Chief become his wife?