The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 21, 2021

Just until you move out…….

Have you traveled under 100,000 miles?

Um….No exchange or refund. Never thought about trade-in or scrap value.

Yes, so we can now send you back for a replacement.

If babies came with a warranty hospitals would need to have a return window.

Nope. Your parents were cheap and went for the basic 30/30. 30 feet or 30 minutes and the nurse used that up just washing you.

I wonder if I missed a recall notice somewhere along the line

This body can’t be the result of normal wear and tear

Sure my warrantee is long expired

There is a service charge and decreasing coverage as time passes, like with a car battery.

I think he expired long ago…

Yes, but we keep getting calls to extend it.

Is he worried that if he’s still under warranty, Mom can exchange him for a different model?