Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for March 31, 2021

suprisingly, nobody ever did that in my class

When I was a kid, paste was made from flour. You could see it being made in the school cafeteria. Half would go into art supply jars, and half into mashed potatoes and gravy.

I am fascinated by this weird kid – I want to see more of him.

Paste-eater defense: “If they didn’t want you to eat it, why did they make it mint flavored?”

we had a kid in our class who ate paste. later we found out she was hungry – coming to class without breakfast

Does he even know what paste is made from?

When I was in 1st grade the teacher made paste from flour and water; so, yes – a lot of kids ate it!

Never ate paste but used to coat back of hand with Elmer’s Glue and let it dry, peel it off in front of the girls and claim it was leprosy.

It’s not worth it. Pretty flavourless.

Kevin is the Timmy Turner of life.

only the hundreth?

This calls for a intervention!