Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 28, 2021

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    Vilyehm  over 3 years ago

    Avoid the Preparation H Bomb.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 3 years ago

    I’m sure that toothpaste will fly off the shelves…

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You think “you’re” surprised!

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    mikeyman  over 3 years ago

    They put flubber into everything.

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It seems like a good way to lose weight.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Where can I find some?

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    Darryl Heine  over 3 years ago

    Not approved by Crest…

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    EmmettWayne  over 3 years ago

    Guaranteed to give you a “Mile High” smile!

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    Chris  over 3 years ago

    hope it don’t run out before he gets help.

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    Potamus  over 3 years ago

    Good thing the window is closed or we might have lost Tiny Gerald.

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “The world was moving, he was floating above it, and he was.”

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    Note…rub this on your boobs and butt Hon.

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    DondiDoo  over 3 years ago

    Well, that will get you out of bed!

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    New Active Ingredient! Cavorite!

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    jf13fox  over 3 years ago

    I’m curious why he was brushing his teeth outside…

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    JHL1  over 3 years ago

    1 out of 5 dentists recommend this toothpaste

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago

    @MarkParisi – I love your mind.

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    WoodEye  over 3 years ago

    Someone notify NASA!!!

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    I hope some kind of instructions for how to get back to Earth are included with every toothpaste purchase.

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