Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 31, 2021

This is nothing to glute about.

It makes doing the splits easier…

Who’s the butt of the joke now, Bob?

When I say “I ripped that one.” , I’m not talking about a really good job on an exercise.

She ASSists him in ASSessing the situation

This could lead to an episode of ‘Leave it to Beaver’.

She just couldn’t miss out on that crack.

♫ “By the night… of the silvery moon…” ♫

Easy fix Bob. Just turn them around.

ROFLMAO

Ah jeez, another “crack dealer”.

Cut the cheese and rip your shorts.

Tore him a new one.

He just joined the Dump your Rump fitness team.

Worse than that, he’s going commando

Some guys are cut, and some are ripped. I’m just frayed around the edges.

You don’t feel any air on your rear end?

It’s a skinny moon today….

Haven’t you heard, crack kills

Feeling cheeky?

This will become this year’s new fashion hit.

I say no to crack.

His gluteus maximus looks a little minimus.

would rather not have seen that today :D

she’s such a buttinsky…