Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 04, 2021

The only problem is that doctor-patient confidentiality means the therapist is legally forbidden from telling anyone what you said. You’ll have to cut out the middle-unicorn for that.

Hey Marigold, do you need a MASSAGE therapist? Hint hint.

Is that what therapy is really like? I guess I’ve been my wife’s therapist for years and years and never realized it.

I’d think Marigold would considered Unicorns to be on a higher level than Saints, but there you go.

Goodness knows what Mari would do if she ever met Beaker from the Muppets. It’s all about “ME” with those two!

That’s actually what we all do.

Hey everyone! Tomorrow’s my birthday, and I’m super-duper-ultra-mega-uber excited!!!!

PHE sure doesn’t notice 90% of topics they talked over. Candy dragon was pretty good. PHE must be only paying attention to PHE as the topic. OH NO, she’s turning into a teenager!

I was always amazed at the patience of my therapist until I found out he was deaf…