Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 25, 2021

Win some…..lose some.

I thought he’d gone to England and lost a 100 pounds

Eat at the Hospital. It will make Roz’s food look good. Plus while eating at the Hospital you might loose the weight, since you will be eating less of it. Maybe?

I joined Weight Watchers, and in just 10 short weeks I lost 100 dollars.

Ooooooh, I like this way of thinking better than F&E’s way . . .

Kind of like the old joke, My goal this month is to lose 10 pounds, so far I only have 15 pounds to go.

Do you know the way to lose 200 pounds of ugly fat? Divorce him/her.

Lose some to become winsome.

Ditto. Now, pass me a maple bar.

And the 10 pounds brings a friend when it comes back…

I lost 100 pounds once. It was at a poker table in London.

I swear I convert fat into muscle much faster than my scale wants to admit!