Kliban by B. Kliban for February 05, 2021

What a find!

I assumed he had let the guy who draws Garfield borrow it, and he never got around to returning it.

That narrative sounds like a Pixar cartoon…. except the machine would have to be really lonely, or yearning for something.

It seems to have a proclivity towards cats, but who doesn’t like cats?

This explains a LOT.

I love the way Kliban’s mind worked. Super-random yet intelligent.

Some days it writes a lot.

Nobody doesn’t like cats.

Wow, I actually read all of that. I’m going to go take a nap now.

And that children, is how I lost my Draftsman job.

Never expected a wall of text from Kliban.

You can think you’re really creative and then you see something like this and you know he’s playing in a higher league…..

This explains a lot.

I believe I saw a printer that looked very much like that one at IIT back around 1971 like for CAD

https://youtu.be/4Tj1KAlzCNg

Welcome to the machine.