Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 18, 2021

After I grab a cart I usually have to trade it for another.

Don’t you just love to be that guy with the squeaky or thumping wheel.

What’s even worse is a stuck wheel that had snagged onto something.

What good is a membership if you’re not going to use it?

That’s the second AAA joke I’ve seen today. Am I missing something?

It’s usually the frame that’s bent, making it hard to push in a straight line.

You only get 5 calls per year, unless you pay more.

I don’t recall finding one yet.

There ISN’T another cart without a bent wheel. They seem to come from the factory that way…

The infamous Woogity Woogity cart. It will wiggle and wobble throughout the store.

My pet peeve is carts that turn into static electricity generators. You go merrily rolling down the isle, reach out to a metal shelf and then ZAP!

I loath the carts that pull right or left because of an unaligned wheel or wheels. They are even worse than the ones that are hung up by something stuck in the wheel housing. Now, with so much rock salt in the grocery store parking lots (I was in one this afternoon!), the danger is even greater….

Second AAA joke today! (first was on Lio)

I’ve had AAA for 20 years and used it maybe 4 times.

LOL!