Fred Basset by Alex Graham for March 14, 2021

Now is the time to bring in Jock balancing a ball, Yorky doing a trick, or you could make a big yawn Fred. Take the floor! Help the Dears out!

Fred, just liven things up a bit with a scoot across the carpet. That should break the silence!

Well then, it’s time to call it a day, say it was such a lovely evening and so happy they moved in, but time to go home. Wait! Are they at your house? The furniture looks familiar, but so much of it. Usually Dear’s chair and the loveseat. Ask to go out. One of the Dears will get up to let you out, and maybe the new neighbors will follow suit. Good luck.

They could start a P or R chat – that will keep things going for ages but may end up in a fued.

And then they all took out their mobile phones….

Fred it must be Sausage Break time ;-)

Send in the cat, Purrrcee

Whoa. Look at the time!

Cue the cat!

“The Long, Dark Tea-Time of the Soul”