Close to Home by John McPherson for February 16, 2021

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    Leojim  almost 4 years ago

    Heeding the message from the shorts, I guess that reads love handles. Check with Bleeb he might have a second opinion.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Bleeb is waiting to trip the nurse.

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    ronaldspence  almost 4 years ago

    Great “wife beater”. Also, where is the man’s chest, in his shorts?

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    whahoppened  almost 4 years ago

    Extra protection when ‘they’ go for your throat.

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    jr1234  almost 4 years ago

    Stomach diaper???

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    hfergus Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Looks like a stretched “wife beaters” t-shirt. (Style seems to be popular with violent men)

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    jbduncan  almost 4 years ago

    Hey, double chins are inherited, not his fault! I’ve even seen triple chins.

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    Not sure whether he should be relieved or insulted….

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’m not sure I trust x-rays any more. It seems like the Dr’s and nurses just see expensive shadows that need more expensive testing to make sure it’s nothing to worry about, for now.

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    Aficionado  almost 4 years ago

    I found Bleeb, but not Dalcon!

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Akin to being told you have the syph, not AIDS.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “But Doctor, I want a second opinion!”

    “ᴏᴋᴀʏ… ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ sɪxᴛʏ!”

    “But, I am sixty!”

    “sᴇᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ… ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ “ʙᴜᴛᴛ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ“…

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    Wattle I tell everyone?

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    Buckeye67  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t know why Bleeb is smiling, there is no way he can see up the nurse’s scrubs.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    The bad news is you’re pregnant.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    But couldn’t you pretend it was a tumor for a little while longer and have the nurse shave him as prep for surgery?

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    scpandich  almost 4 years ago

    Bleeb seems happy; I think it’s because Dalcon isn’t around to pick on him.

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    The Tooninator creator almost 4 years ago

    Hi folks! I’m sure many of you spotted a new alien among the cast of tiny aliens! He is a cyclops monster named Argor. He after anyone he can get his hands on, including Dalcon! But he is very furtive, so you may not spot him very often.

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