Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 22, 2021

We both woke up. At our age, that’s plenty.

I feel sorry for the guy on the right. That’s a lot of work to put in for one person for a single day. We’ve been married for over 3 decades, and not once did I even think about doing the rose petal thing. Knowing my wife, practical as she is, would probably say something like, “You made this mess, you clean it up.”

All you gave her was Russel Stover, eh?

I told my wife, "All I have for you is my love…

Is there anything so overrated as diamonds?

My wife told me I shouldn’t waist money on cards over 30 years ago. Neither one of us has ever figured why anyone would want breakfast in bed. That is for sick people and not very comfortable. I cook her breakfast all the time, so she wouldn’t notice the difference. I gave my daughters valentines presents when they were at home, but after they got married I left that to their husbands.

I’m not allowed to discuss our sex life on GoComics. You’ll have to check my Twitter feed if you want the details. And pics.

I said, “Happy Valentine’s Day.”

She said, “Happy Valentine’s Day.”

Done until next year…

Guy on everybody: “Hey fellows – here is the guy who makes us all look bad…let’s initiate him into our secret club out back…”

I gave her a card that said a donation of chocolates had been made in her name to WW. :)

We pull out the same two cards from years and years ago that are both hilarious and loving. The cards always make us smile.

i did exactly the same thing, minus the rose petals, breakfast, and diamonds…