The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for February 12, 2021

“Its the pedal on the right!”

When the person ahead of you is driving too slow

We all are!

As a transplant FROM Boston, I also say most of these when driving! I did not realize it was a part of my heritage…….

OMG, I do #7. Which results in a lot of WTF stares. “That’ll be $14.15.” “Good year if you’re English.” Insert stare here.

My answer to #8 is “God willing”

Wise a@s cracks to the quips:

#6: That is best proof that Lennie is NOT a driver in Hudson County, NJ, where honking is a given if anyone in front of you even ‘thinks’ of slowing down.

#8: This happened to me few times, and my response was “wrong assumption”

One of mine is “That’s the only shade of green we’ve got!”

I’m the only person who hates new speech mannerisms. In the old days people said, Have a good day or a good evening or whatever. The new, improved, Have a good one is so stoopid.

#8: only if I don’t see you first!

When people ask me a question I usually reply “6 and 2/3” Makes no sense which is why I like it.If I stop posting I’ve finally driven my wife crazy and she’s buried me in backyard

When someone says “See you later”, I reply “Thanks for the warning.”

Happy Birthday to Abraham Lincoln!

Wow, gotta remember the 1865 line. You must have so much fun with that!

That is a great license plate.

I must remember #8 for future reference.