Close to Home by John McPherson for February 27, 2021

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s safer there, Bleeb. ( I think)

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    If you can’t find one you could buy-cuspid…

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    Is this Wisdom?

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    joe piglet Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Maybe it is like killer whale watching. You have pictures of their skin marking, here you have teeth.

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    guyjen2004  over 3 years ago

    I only lost one chiclet to hockey. Some stitches, lower ab muscle tear, groin injuries, torn lat muscle, Hamstring pulls, fractured wrist, partially separated shoulder and lots of scrapes and cuts on my hands, knuckles from fights…but only ONE chiclet! :)

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I wonder why hockey hasn’t caught on like some of the other violent sports? There’s sharp blades, sticks, solid flying projectiles, plenty of violence. You’d think it would be super bowl level popular. Sorry, just my opinion.

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    Herd of Turtles  over 3 years ago

    We used to play rollerball around the cul de sac. That was borderline violent but fun.

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    jango  over 3 years ago

    Playing hoops I have…broken an arm, dislocated fingers and thumb too many times to count, twisted both ankles to the point that the tendons are like wornout rubber bands, and tore BOTH acl’s. But loved to play the games!

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    SLAP SHOT the best hockey movie ever!!!

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Somewhere on a frozen pond…

    Hey guys, I invented this cool new game, and I put as much cool stuff in there as I could! It’s kinda like soccer… on ice… so it has to be freakin’ cold! But, I have no ball, so we’ll have to use this little flat rubber round thing I made. It has all the contact of football, so be prepared to be hurt! It has all the back and forth of basketball, so prepare to be winded, too!

    Oh, and we’ll be carrying these…. umm, well they’re basically baseball bats, but longer, flat, and I put this cool curved hook like thing on ‘em… so there’s some practice needed handling a bat. Oh, and you’re probably gonna get hit with ‘em a few times, so there’s that.

    I almost forgot… there’s walls, too… so expect to hit a wall or two… or be shoved into one.

    You can expect a fight to break out every now and then, so you should probably brush-up on your boxing skills! And finally, the cool part is… we’ll be doing all of this awesome stuff… on ice skates!

    So whatcha say? Are you in?

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    mwksix  over 3 years ago

    “Old-time hockey, eh?”

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    It’s kinda ironic this comic would be about losing teeth.

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    I wonde how much the molars are worth

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    WDD  over 3 years ago

    I think Rodney Dangerfield said something about a boxing match: “It was a good, clean fight, and then a hockey game broke out.”

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