I only lost one chiclet to hockey. Some stitches, lower ab muscle tear, groin injuries, torn lat muscle, Hamstring pulls, fractured wrist, partially separated shoulder and lots of scrapes and cuts on my hands, knuckles from fights…but only ONE chiclet! :)
I wonder why hockey hasn’t caught on like some of the other violent sports? There’s sharp blades, sticks, solid flying projectiles, plenty of violence. You’d think it would be super bowl level popular. Sorry, just my opinion.
Playing hoops I have…broken an arm, dislocated fingers and thumb too many times to count, twisted both ankles to the point that the tendons are like wornout rubber bands, and tore BOTH acl’s. But loved to play the games!
Hey guys, I invented this cool new game, and I put as much cool stuff in there as I could! It’s kinda like soccer… on ice… so it has to be freakin’ cold! But, I have no ball, so we’ll have to use this little flat rubber round thing I made. It has all the contact of football, so be prepared to be hurt! It has all the back and forth of basketball, so prepare to be winded, too!
Oh, and we’ll be carrying these…. umm, well they’re basically baseball bats, but longer, flat, and I put this cool curved hook like thing on ‘em… so there’s some practice needed handling a bat. Oh, and you’re probably gonna get hit with ‘em a few times, so there’s that.
I almost forgot… there’s walls, too… so expect to hit a wall or two… or be shoved into one.
You can expect a fight to break out every now and then, so you should probably brush-up on your boxing skills! And finally, the cool part is… we’ll be doing all of this awesome stuff… on ice skates!
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s safer there, Bleeb. ( I think)
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
If you can’t find one you could buy-cuspid…
eromlig over 3 years ago
Is this Wisdom?
joe piglet Premium Member over 3 years ago
Maybe it is like killer whale watching. You have pictures of their skin marking, here you have teeth.
guyjen2004 over 3 years ago
I only lost one chiclet to hockey. Some stitches, lower ab muscle tear, groin injuries, torn lat muscle, Hamstring pulls, fractured wrist, partially separated shoulder and lots of scrapes and cuts on my hands, knuckles from fights…but only ONE chiclet! :)
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I wonder why hockey hasn’t caught on like some of the other violent sports? There’s sharp blades, sticks, solid flying projectiles, plenty of violence. You’d think it would be super bowl level popular. Sorry, just my opinion.
Herd of Turtles over 3 years ago
We used to play rollerball around the cul de sac. That was borderline violent but fun.
jango over 3 years ago
Playing hoops I have…broken an arm, dislocated fingers and thumb too many times to count, twisted both ankles to the point that the tendons are like wornout rubber bands, and tore BOTH acl’s. But loved to play the games!
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
SLAP SHOT the best hockey movie ever!!!
Dobie Premium Member over 3 years ago
Somewhere on a frozen pond…
Hey guys, I invented this cool new game, and I put as much cool stuff in there as I could! It’s kinda like soccer… on ice… so it has to be freakin’ cold! But, I have no ball, so we’ll have to use this little flat rubber round thing I made. It has all the contact of football, so be prepared to be hurt! It has all the back and forth of basketball, so prepare to be winded, too!
Oh, and we’ll be carrying these…. umm, well they’re basically baseball bats, but longer, flat, and I put this cool curved hook like thing on ‘em… so there’s some practice needed handling a bat. Oh, and you’re probably gonna get hit with ‘em a few times, so there’s that.
I almost forgot… there’s walls, too… so expect to hit a wall or two… or be shoved into one.
You can expect a fight to break out every now and then, so you should probably brush-up on your boxing skills! And finally, the cool part is… we’ll be doing all of this awesome stuff… on ice skates!
So whatcha say? Are you in?
mwksix over 3 years ago
“Old-time hockey, eh?”
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
It’s kinda ironic this comic would be about losing teeth.
geese28 over 3 years ago
I wonde how much the molars are worth
WDD over 3 years ago
I think Rodney Dangerfield said something about a boxing match: “It was a good, clean fight, and then a hockey game broke out.”