Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 06, 2021

And what’s the function of that guy in the chicken suit?

How much longer will the son be gullible?

Does this say something about Detroit Tiger fans?

Detroit Tigers, FTW!! Might be the only time they win anything this year.. :(

Why do baseball players mostly stand around and then call it a “sport”?

I always thought that it was just that high performance athletes couldn’t swallow.

Obviously, the Dad went to the same parenthood school of training as Calvin’s father.

Why are baseball players always grabbing at their crotch? Hopefully, it’s just to adjust their cup, but sometimes I wonder.

You know, Dad, I can just make stuff up, too.

Thank gawd they are not suppose to be spitting since MLB Covid restrictions. Distracting now with close up s and HD.

His Dad is teaching him everything he knows, which is why he knows nothing.

I’m actually quite proud of the only piece of fiction I ever fed my daughter. When she was a little girl, she had a stuffed animal — a rabbit — and when it was new its ears stood up straight, due to wires in the ears. Over time, as she played with it, the wires wore out and the ears no longer stood up. When she expressed her concern over it, I explained that Tracy Rabbit’s ears didn’t stand up anymore because she was more relaxed and felt more at home, now that she had lived with us for a while. My daughter is now almost 27, and we still smile over that one.