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Our bathroom has a layer of impermeable dust. The bedroom carpet is home to numerous hair magnets. My wife’s goal of nailing every last lock in place has hairspray coated in front of every mirror. Clothes fresh from the wash already have hairs on them.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
of course
momofalex7 almost 4 years ago
Maybe both.
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
No Gorilla Glue!! We know how that turns out!!
gbars70 almost 4 years ago
It’s part of the reason she has such a strong hold on Timmy Fretwork, the banjo man; the man, ironically you supposedly can’t tie down.
dwane.scoty1 almost 4 years ago
Hey, Alice! Is there an American Gothic style pic o’ Mz. Bliss & Timmy Fretwork on display ??
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s things like the “universal constant” remark that convince Marcus’s mother of his inevitable fame.
Gandalf almost 4 years ago
See, the whole idea is funny! Because it’s so outlandish! Who would do such a thing???!! Oh, wait!!!!
diskus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Ooh la la !
steverinoCT almost 4 years ago
Our bathroom has a layer of impermeable dust. The bedroom carpet is home to numerous hair magnets. My wife’s goal of nailing every last lock in place has hairspray coated in front of every mirror. Clothes fresh from the wash already have hairs on them.
j.l.farmer almost 4 years ago
i still find it hard to believe that anyone thought that Gorilla Glue was even an option!
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Actually, at one time women used varnish!
bobw2012 almost 4 years ago
This is glue. Strong stuff. Blues Brothershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq2FTWPYpqw
Warhaft almost 4 years ago
Ten years old, and still topical.
Deleted Account2623 almost 4 years ago
This is more relevant now than ever before
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
R.T. is prophetic? Who knew? Alice is more right than she knows; Aqua Net is like glue.
Omniman almost 4 years ago
Both theories seem entirely plausible.
well-i-never almost 4 years ago
That is exactly how you tell someone a fact – leaning in with your arms swung behind you let’s people know you’re serious.
NWdryad almost 4 years ago
Maybe she should add a little glitter.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
In this case, Alice was prescient, because some Darwin Award candidate did use glue in place of hair spray!
Marcus is a fine “straight man” for Alice, even if he is more correct in his explanation than she is….
bucknsuzie almost 4 years ago
I love Alice’s body language.