Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 04, 2021

The “Minecraft Brewery” is always the best one….on the block! ;D

Don’t visit at night, or you’ll find some real creepers there!

Skip it. The beer looks lumpy. And I would guess there’s no washroom.

After they close for the night, do they have a minesweeper to clean the premises?

8 bits for a beer.

Only Squares and Blockheads go there.

It’s hip to be square?

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday

Regular crowd shuffles in

There’s an old man sittin’ next to me

Makin’ love to his tonic and gin

You can tell they’ve had enough, they’re pixelating.

Kinda hard to swallow.

YAY MINECRAFT