Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 28, 2021

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    But you’ll always be the one that people choose.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    There are SO many jokes around this. How about the young woman who was renting a place from Mr. Loesser, who was not only NOT a nice man, but had a son who was worse. The two of them worked out a scheme to pressure her into “favors” by getting her deeply in debt. Indeed, it worked, and some months later, she found herself walking to meeting with them for dinner “and”… and musing to herself, “Oh me oh my, I was a good person, but here I am, undone by the evil of two Loessers.”

    Then there’s the boll weevil family: Momma weevil, Pappa weevil and a couple of dozen kids. One of the big ones wanders off and the littlest one scampers along, because he had ALWAYS wanted to be the lesser of two weevils.

    There are probably a half dozen others.

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    It’s not the size that matters. It’s the magic you perform.

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    Put on some clothes and be the dresser of two evils. Wear an old tux and you can be the devil in de-tails. Have a music group carry you home on a padded stool: go to Hell on a band hassock.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    One works below and the other Sits on shoulders all day….6 of one, half dozen of the other…

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    kartis  over 3 years ago

    Therapy for the Devil.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    He will be speaking at the convention tonight.

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    and people pay for “help” like that?

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    danholt  over 3 years ago

    Try running for office, maybe that’ll help…

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    FunnyMinnion  over 3 years ago

    Cannabolisum looks like something you could try!

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    ATGMer  over 3 years ago

    Boaring jokes belong in a sty.

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    Spiffy  over 3 years ago

    Maybe he could open an evil petting zoo!

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