There are SO many jokes around this. How about the young woman who was renting a place from Mr. Loesser, who was not only NOT a nice man, but had a son who was worse. The two of them worked out a scheme to pressure her into “favors” by getting her deeply in debt. Indeed, it worked, and some months later, she found herself walking to meeting with them for dinner “and”… and musing to herself, “Oh me oh my, I was a good person, but here I am, undone by the evil of two Loessers.”
Then there’s the boll weevil family: Momma weevil, Pappa weevil and a couple of dozen kids. One of the big ones wanders off and the littlest one scampers along, because he had ALWAYS wanted to be the lesser of two weevils.
Put on some clothes and be the dresser of two evils. Wear an old tux and you can be the devil in de-tails. Have a music group carry you home on a padded stool: go to Hell on a band hassock.
Superfrog over 3 years ago
But you’ll always be the one that people choose.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
There are SO many jokes around this. How about the young woman who was renting a place from Mr. Loesser, who was not only NOT a nice man, but had a son who was worse. The two of them worked out a scheme to pressure her into “favors” by getting her deeply in debt. Indeed, it worked, and some months later, she found herself walking to meeting with them for dinner “and”… and musing to herself, “Oh me oh my, I was a good person, but here I am, undone by the evil of two Loessers.”
Then there’s the boll weevil family: Momma weevil, Pappa weevil and a couple of dozen kids. One of the big ones wanders off and the littlest one scampers along, because he had ALWAYS wanted to be the lesser of two weevils.
There are probably a half dozen others.
Jayalexander over 3 years ago
It’s not the size that matters. It’s the magic you perform.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
Put on some clothes and be the dresser of two evils. Wear an old tux and you can be the devil in de-tails. Have a music group carry you home on a padded stool: go to Hell on a band hassock.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
One works below and the other Sits on shoulders all day….6 of one, half dozen of the other…
kartis over 3 years ago
Therapy for the Devil.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
He will be speaking at the convention tonight.
KEA over 3 years ago
and people pay for “help” like that?
danholt over 3 years ago
Try running for office, maybe that’ll help…
FunnyMinnion over 3 years ago
Cannabolisum looks like something you could try!
ATGMer over 3 years ago
Boaring jokes belong in a sty.
Spiffy over 3 years ago
Maybe he could open an evil petting zoo!