Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 01, 2021

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    nice try, buster

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    Tony’s QOTD: Do you escape?

    Nope. My warden .. er .. wife has all of exits covered. ;-)

    Besides we store everything in the basement and my beer fridge is down there.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Rookie error. You plan your escape as soon as you walk in.

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    Knightman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    To where???

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    It’s a trap!

    Cleaning the attic is followed by “YOU THREW OUT MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER’s WHAT!?!”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Some attics may have hidden treasure………………NOT.

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    Scott Finney Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Why does a wife’s “we” always wind up being a husband’s “me”? At least she skipped the “we” and went straight to the “you”!

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    Plods with ...™  over 3 years ago

    No escaping here… All my stuff is in my room.

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Shouldn’t be that obvious. You say, “What a great idea Honey”. It lowers her guard and then you high tail it out of there……

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    But the attic is where junk belongs. Outta sight outta mind.

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    Tigressy  over 3 years ago

    “Have fun.”

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Perfect, you get to climb up there and toss everything down for her to catch and sort. Like a dog digging a hole, just scoop and toss!

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