Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 06, 2021

Perhaps Grandma will come through with a glass of cold milk and a tray of Oreos (Dollar Store equivalent, almost as good).

I have one major problem with eating Oreo cookies, that is how to eat them. Do I experience the joy of separating both halves, eating the creme filling and then dunking, or do I stick a butter knife in the creme filling and use it as a handle so I don’t get my fingers wet? Do I travel back in time to my childhood, or do I maintain the practicality of adulthood? Decisions, decisions.

Good times ahead, eh, Aggie?

We’ll have a looky loo, around the store and once we find the oreos i will distract the clerk while you slip them into hiding and leave with them. ;it’s a national holiday so the stores have to give them to us at no charge or we can call them unpatriotic.

People toss their cookies all the time, Trout.

We need an Oreos support group. Maybe some kind soul will bring some.

Agnes’ tendency to find or concoct “food” and then consume it is once again rearing its ugly head. I fear for where this story arc will go if it continues.