Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 08, 2021

D’oh!

Odd, I say.

And Virgil Simpson wrote the Aeneid.

That would be more an ilium. It would be the pelvis written by Elvis.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that wasn’t already an episode of “The Simpsons.”

Doh!

I remember “Jeopardy!” once had “Homer’s Odyssey” as a category, which turned out to be clues about minivans read by Dan Castellaneta in character as Homer Simpson!

I think he’s just so nervous that he misspoke. Look how the poor lad’s feet are positioned – he’s nervous! He said “Homer” and his brain filled in the rest…

d’oh!

So, the war was about Helen of Troy’s forbidden donut?

I thought his name was Eric.

And the teacher will ask him to sign his John Henry at the bottom of her review.