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Mrs. Baker often says that if some “other woman” wants to make the mistake of sleeping with me she is welcome to it. So, I’ve got that going for me.
I once answered “Yes, I took one of my fans out to dinner.” She wasn’t prepared for that answer. Never ask a question, if you’re not prepared for the answer.
Otto Knowbetter almost 4 years ago
My wife asked me if I had been sleeping with any other women. I told her “Not a wink.”
admiree2 almost 4 years ago
For the price of new glasses currently, the buying point is when I start to trip over stuff. Maybe I should consider the cheaper red tipped cane.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Oyster Vison is affordable.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Yeah, Mr Dependable is REALLY seeing someone else. Come on…..
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Aside from the improvement, I hardly notice the difference.
Ubintold almost 4 years ago
The only people I see are relatives.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
Mrs. Baker often says that if some “other woman” wants to make the mistake of sleeping with me she is welcome to it. So, I’ve got that going for me.
jamescordeiro almost 4 years ago
You found my sons glasses?
WCraft almost 4 years ago
Obviously he is deflecting. Ask another way.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
I once answered “Yes, I took one of my fans out to dinner.” She wasn’t prepared for that answer. Never ask a question, if you’re not prepared for the answer.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“No, dear, you’re been driving me to distraction all by yourself.”