Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 10, 2021

My wife asked me if I had been sleeping with any other women. I told her “Not a wink.”

For the price of new glasses currently, the buying point is when I start to trip over stuff. Maybe I should consider the cheaper red tipped cane.

Oyster Vison is affordable.

Yeah, Mr Dependable is REALLY seeing someone else. Come on…..

Aside from the improvement, I hardly notice the difference.

The only people I see are relatives.

Mrs. Baker often says that if some “other woman” wants to make the mistake of sleeping with me she is welcome to it. So, I’ve got that going for me.

You found my sons glasses?

Obviously he is deflecting. Ask another way.

I once answered “Yes, I took one of my fans out to dinner.” She wasn’t prepared for that answer. Never ask a question, if you’re not prepared for the answer.

“No, dear, you’re been driving me to distraction all by yourself.”