Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 10, 2021

Mike, you’re better off without her.

She’s lover boy’s problem now, not yours. She made her choice, and it wasn’t you!!

And I’m your daughter’s father.

When going home, remember again, you can’t, angel.

This so much like real life that it’s depressing.

Note the subtle change in Mike’s expression between panels 3 and 4.

This arc always reminds me of something my late wife said. She told me that women secretly seek a “bad boy”. You’ll have to define that for yourselves. I rode a motorcycle, but wasn’t a biker. It was Florida, we rode year-round. Anyway, something must have gotten her motor running because we were together 33 years. Go figure.

Oddly enough, I rarely get the yes or no answers right. At least not according to pretty much every woman I have known.

Maybe Mike could tell the staff that only family is allowed in the room.

Just breathe if the answer is no. Good one Mike.

Mike, why in the hell are you trying to get that sleazy slut back???

I’d like to see what Zeke looks like without his hat.