Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 10, 2021

Maybe she’s talking about a URL. (I’m a what?)

That’s it, Trout! Steer Agnes toward the dead letter Orifice!

“I’ma not get address alla day, somma days in quarantine.”

I dont think I would look good in a dress

Maybe if I shaved my legs

Trout will eventually lead Agnes around by that nose of hers.

Sometimes I wonder if Trout is just acting dumb, to yank Agnes’ chain.

So where do those 143 billion pieces of mail a year come from?

See if there’s a spider so we can find a web address.

what is a “sheath” dress?

Electronics can’t carry parcels yet, Trout!

. . . third base!