Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 07, 2021

I’m worried about the PuPu Platter!

Should have had some FLATUS – Meds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDHP8iELXhE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaoKuCUl8Aw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJmA_UyfZLQ

If you are having the Smelt, the chef dealt it.

wonder if she had pupus before the meal…

They’re French Canadian, they serve “Poot”-tine.

Sounds like a real gas to me!

In my college days in Chennai (erstwhile Madras), there was a restaurant we used to call Cholera Bhavan.

They will make you blow your french horn.

Surgeon General’s Warning: Patronizing this establishment may cause you to fart-arse around ….

“Eat Here! Get Gas!”

“Try our Big BRAAK! Cut the cheese right at your table!”

“Experience our Outdoor Dining Area; Feel the wind in your hair!”

“Today’s Special: Scalloped Pootatoes with heaps of Asparagus, just to get you started…”

Just don’t pull the waiters finger.

They’re famous for their crepe-itations.

Try their Baked Bean & Brocolli casserole and rid your home of unwanted guests!

I think they catered my school’s flat parties.

I hope they didn’t seat you too farts from the bathroom.