Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 20, 2021

When a woman marries a man she hopes he will change, When a man marries a woman he hopes she won’t change, generally they are both disappointed.

Please place them in a jar here and I will put them up on a shelf for further consideration.

You should always read the “fine print” (aka the TOS agreement!!)

“Here’s your sign…” (With thanks to Bill Engvall)

…and the wheel of death continues to spin…

Best Comic of the day. Congrats Dana.

This was my big ‘laugh-out-loud’ comic of the day.

And people wonder why people don’t get married anymore.

And, the menu options will continue to change and change and change and change…..

No surprise there…..

Danger Will Robinson!

Out of curiosity, is there are phone menu anywhere on the planet whose options HAVEN’T recently changed? Gahhh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co-idmwMPv4

When I was young and about to get married, an older gentleman gave me this advice: “For the first year, each time you are intimate put a bean in a jar. Afterward, take a bean out each time.”

Which means no breakfast in bed

But she still knows how to push all HIS buttons…

Prior to my nuptials in 1989, I posted on my “Quote for the Day” board in my classroom, “Marriage is a mistake every man should make” (George Jessel). Yup, yup, yup…

One comedian said you say “…Till death do you part” little realizing you are setting a goal!

You do know that the Mendelssohn Wedding March has lyrics, right? “Dumb dumb dumb-dumb…”