WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 20, 2021

Hey, I’m really not a dog. Do you think a dog could make this many stupid comments?

I thought they met on the dating site, POD (Plenty of Dogs)

Far better than most internet dates.

and “You said that you like to going for a walk. I like taking walks.”

“You like speaking. I enjoy having a conversation.”

“You indicated that you like to go out. I like going out.”

“I love dogs. You … love … being a dog.”

Sometimes you get what you see. Not gonna go with the dog analogy. Oh…may have inadvertently already done so :)

But, you did say you have a leg fetish!

She looks a lot better than anyone who has agreed to go out with me in the last 2 years.

Well, seems now you’re not up to date anymore

Give the dog a bone.

You could have looked for a german shepherd and gotten a retired pope.

Retriever/shower, an easy mistake to make.

On the Internet, no one really believes you’re a dog.

Looks like the dog from the Bliss comic is branching out…

I get that a lot…

“You thought I was a sheep?”

I wouldn’t have a problem, I like Golden Retrievers.