Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for March 24, 2021

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    cracker65  over 3 years ago

    They are both in the same mess

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of one of the questions from The Idiot Test years ago, which went: There are two horses — one inside a corral, the other outside on the open range. Which one would sing “Don’t Fence Me In?”

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    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    Not even a stool to sit on…..

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Don’t forget the TP.

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Dunno about wings, but the Spook has the digging ability of a gopher!

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    ERBEN2  over 3 years ago

    I agree , horses can not sing is the answer to that question , I think , and the question that I have is , what kind of job were you applying for anyway ?

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    awcoffman  over 3 years ago

    The grass is always greener…..

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    Plods with ...™  over 3 years ago

    If I had the wings of an eagle and the …. – American Outlaws chant

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    If I had the wings of an angel… the angel would probably be furious.

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    brklnbern  over 3 years ago

    So just who is the prisoner?

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