Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 23, 2021

It’s in the key of B Flat.

♪♫ Carrion my wayward son…

Oh possums!

♫ There’s a dead skunk in the middle of the road,

Stinkin’ to high heaven. ♫

– Loudon Wainwright III

You should be playing Possum…Music.

In Texas they would be armadillos.

Horror music.

Is that Willie Nelson or Canned Heat? Gotta know which earworm to choose this morning.

“Five pounds of possum”. “In my headlights tonight. If I can run him over, everything gonna be alright”.

I was riding down the road one day and

Someone hit a possum

The road was his end

His end was the road

So they say

- Holdsworth

But if you can hear it, you’re OK.

Too soon?

Ewwwwww

You should hear it played on a church organ during a squirrel funeral service.

Worried about road kill.