Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 31, 2021

Good luck with that, Leftie.

Yeah, you can’t resist those pink bunny slippers

You might try a shave and a comb too. Dare I suggest a shower?

My wife and I really enjoy our home office time

Is it that Lulu’s back in town? Get spiffy, boy.

Covid Tux! Ralph, you slay me.

Can my wife and my workwife be the same person? These are strange times indeed.

Student teacher romance not so great.

His style points need some work ( who am I kidding? they need a LOTTA work ), but it’s kinda sweet that after so many years you can still get a crush on your wife.

If you really want to impress her, clean up that coffee spill you just made…

Cook lunch and invite her. Serve wine if it starts going well.

At least they’re not at each other’s throats.

Try some basic hygiene.

Having a bed just off the break room is handy as well.. might also use that other room known as a washroom to clean up.. perhaps a shower and shave..

Works just as well without the “aka”, parenthetic comments already mean that.

Cue the song: Smooth Operator

“Damn, I’d like to slam that big booty.”

Whoomp derrière it is …!

sure the Flintstones have changed their surroundings during covid, and it seems Fred is married to Betty now, but alas, is summer love. The narrative continues with something like and at the end of the summer she jumped on a train, leaving me with wonderful memories..

Try buying her a cup of coffee and maybe she’ll buy you a cup cake…

Good sweatpants must have pockets. Where else could I carry my ChapStick?

I’ve been wondering if there will be a spike in births through the year.