Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 26, 2021

All of a sudden I couldn’t remember my phone`s password for the life of me! Several tries and it was locked. Had to jump thru hoops to get it open.

I still don’t remember what it was.

My passwords take up a thirteen page document of small print. My head would hurt so bad if I tried to remember all those passwords!

I keep a spreadsheet with all my passwords in it. The spreadsheet is itself encrypted with a password.

The password is “Nightshade”.

I had almost a full bitcoin back in the day… then my phone crashed and I lost the credentials to that wallet. Everyone who has bitcoin should thank me for reducing the supply and raising the value of their portfolio.

People should just get their passwords tatooed somewhere on their body.

That mother’s maiden name password request has always annoyed me. Imagine if your mother married someone unrelated who had the same last name as your father? Your last name and mothers maiden name would be the same. And what about those kids raised by single mothers who only have their mothers last name?

It was 1-2-3-4-5-6

I can’t remember my Common App password.

Leo Laporte, the “Tech Guy”, had some Bitcoin in a wallet, but forgot his password. I think he said it’d be worth a few hundred thousand dollars if he could remember the password.

I don’t like to see Hammy so worried! :)

Since you’re not supposed to use the same password for multiple sites, mine quickly were out of control. That’s when I decided that I needed a password manager. I selected LastPass. It can auto generate an impossible password and it REMEMBERS them. Easy, peasy.