Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 14, 2021

It is like sex. One of us springs forward, the other springs back.

Good one, John! A parody on a classic like this excuses you from not featuring a pretty girl. This time…{g}

timeless…

VIVA Harold Lloyd, John; I like it! Just like eromlig says, even without a pretty girl, it’s funny!

Heh heh. I never uses daylights savings times.

And he did all his own stunts.

One hour this way or that?! Why not find a middle-ground for time, so we don’t need to hear this incessant twaddle? Really, every year, every bloody year!

Spring ahead or fall back? I’m retired. I only need a clock for doctor appointments.

(Sarcasm off!) Okay, okay, my frustration at incessant twaddle (above) wasn’t directed at this marvellous cartoonist at all but rather at whomever it is making decisions for timing things!! :-P (Sarcasm on again!)

Yikes! It’s time to make a move in the right direction!

“Back in time.” Appropriate since many are saying when the pandemic is over we will have a new roaring Twenties. Maybe start featuring flappers John.

Ah, DST. How do I change thee, let me count the ways.

1 land line phone with no internet connection

1 Garage door opener control panel, Why does it have a time and temp display?

4 programmable thermostats

2 cars

2 wristwatches

1 alarm clock

5 DVD/VCR/Radio players

2 Microwave ovens

1 coffee maker

1 wall oven

2 water treatment systems

7 battery analog wall clocks

1 irrigation system control box

1 novelty binary clock

Happy Pi 23 hours, or in my case 22 hours.

and consider this, Lloyd did all his own stunts, as did so many others like Buster Keaton

Supposedly an Indian chief said, ""Only a white man would believe you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket."

With every joy comes a trial. In the case of daylight saving time in Arizona the joy of NOT particpating in the foolishness is putting up with the the idea that we are the crazies who are being stupid timewise. I can’t defend a lot of other AZ nuttiness of course.

It just means half the time I have sex early and half the time later!

A very funny take on saving time changes. Thanks for the good laugh, John. Stay safe and well my friend.

Here in Saskatchewan, we don’t go on Daylight Savings and don’t have to change clocks. We just have to remember that the rest of the world does and adjust.

“Fun flies when you’re having time” – old prison proverb…