Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 25, 2021

Spring is in bloom! As am I…

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A very Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Night to the regulars and the “peek ins”

I challenge you all to NOT make me Featured. Good Luck!

See ya…

Don’t Andy and Chalkie always sit at a table when it comes to the pub quiz nights?

A little change is okay Chalkie but don’t get crazy!

@Number Three Today’s strip is pathetic , what’s so funny about where our HERO Mr Andrew Capp , guzzles his beer , as long as he’s in the same pub? , my avatar again is my birth sign Leo roaring his head off partly with joy and confusion like I am because of having strangers running around the garage and house but they are nearing completion , but then my cordless landline phone decided to stop working , how was your day? ours should be very busy as our Thursdays usually are but we should cope I hope, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady.

At least at a table, he wouldn’t have that far to fall when he passes out.

Been running a bit today Andy? Need to take a load off your feet? Not as resilient as you were a few years ago?

Good idea, Andy…hurts less to slump on a table than take the long trip down to the floor!

Conserving energy for your swim after closing, Andy?

I always stood at the bar. that way when I was no longer standing at the bar I knew I had hit my limit. And the floor.

Hard to chat up the ladies sitting at a table. To get the ladies to come to your table requires flashing.. casually, some green.. which Andy never has.

From a table, one can be escorted to the door. Rather than being tossed out.

Well we could play snooker instead of darts.

So English pubs don’t provide stools? I guess that’s kind of a sobriety check.

ƹʅɗʘ “In a Capp Shul” ɗ’ʘraɗʘ confuzzled 1 day ago

@Gweedo it’s legal here Murray

!? Not a limited offer, or an adjunct to another plan?! do’nt see It . . .

Whut ayr ye lookin’ at ?

I can’t test this because when I tried to have a second Facebook account, Facebook blocked me from using it, would not explain how to be unblocked, and then sent me an email saying their decision to permanently shut down the account could not be appealed because I had waited too long to do so. Excuse me? I tried and tried and tried, even sending snail mail. No response of any kind.

Let me know if you can see this and if you can’t I’ll ask for help.

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Good afternoon y’all.

Sometimes major changes begin with baby steps………..

Why not? Live dangerously, LMAO.

xxx

@Afficionado

Yeah, I agree with you about the strip. I’ve read a similar one.

Sorry to hear your landline is not working. When (or if) I get my own place, I probably won’t have a landline. They are slowly dying out.

I only pay £10 a month on my Pay as you Go phone plan. I get unlimited texts, unlimited minutes and now 5GB of data. It used to be 3GB.

We look forward to seeing those photos of the work going on in your street but all in good time. I did take a look at the street where you live and I am so envious. You are blessed to live in such a fantastic area.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

When your with a friend, sitting at a table is the best!

Are you MAD?!?!?

Good plan, sitting down you have less distance to fall after one too many pints.

A little variety is good every now and then, but nothing too drastic.