I can see one of her dates now… "Hey babe, my “nostrils” are a little “chapped”. You wouldn’t happen to have any essential oils on you, would you?" (It works better with air quotes.)
People here making crude comments about the oil on her nightstand. It’s for her nostrils, people. Why would she need it for anything else when right beside it on the nightstand are the lard and butter?
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member almost 4 years ago
One of these days that child is gonna find out what all that stuff on her nightstand is really for…
dwane.scoty1 almost 4 years ago
“Chapped Nostrils”? You’d think Trout’s Mom could come up with a better one than that!
Doctor Toon almost 4 years ago
I’m sure Trouts mom considers everything in her nightstand to be essential, that why she keeps it all handy
Jeff0811 almost 4 years ago
I can see one of her dates now… "Hey babe, my “nostrils” are a little “chapped”. You wouldn’t happen to have any essential oils on you, would you?" (It works better with air quotes.)
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Are there no child advocacy agencies in Ohio? :-o
Alberta Oil almost 4 years ago
Just a guess but it’s not her nostrils that get chapped.. and need a little lube
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
“Night” and “Stand” are very common words in Trout’s mom’s lexicon… ☺
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
Everything Trout’s mom does is natural.
Potamus almost 4 years ago
People here making crude comments about the oil on her nightstand. It’s for her nostrils, people. Why would she need it for anything else when right beside it on the nightstand are the lard and butter?
genez almost 4 years ago
What makes an oil essential, as opposed to optional?
UmmeMoosa almost 4 years ago
but I rather have a mom like trout’s than an over-possessive stage mom that would drive me insane
PuppyPapa almost 4 years ago
I bet she does, I bet she does, say no more,say no more, know what I mean, NUDGE NUDGE!
bobw2012 almost 4 years ago
A cousin tells me that Bag Balm is good for cracks. sorry.