I can see one of her dates now… "Hey babe, my “nostrils” are a little “chapped”. You wouldn’t happen to have any essential oils on you, would you?" (It works better with air quotes.)
People here making crude comments about the oil on her nightstand. It’s for her nostrils, people. Why would she need it for anything else when right beside it on the nightstand are the lard and butter?
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 3 years ago
One of these days that child is gonna find out what all that stuff on her nightstand is really for…
dwane.scoty1 over 3 years ago
“Chapped Nostrils”? You’d think Trout’s Mom could come up with a better one than that!
Doctor Toon over 3 years ago
I’m sure Trouts mom considers everything in her nightstand to be essential, that why she keeps it all handy
Jeff0811 over 3 years ago
I can see one of her dates now… "Hey babe, my “nostrils” are a little “chapped”. You wouldn’t happen to have any essential oils on you, would you?" (It works better with air quotes.)
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Are there no child advocacy agencies in Ohio? :-o
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Just a guess but it’s not her nostrils that get chapped.. and need a little lube
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
“Night” and “Stand” are very common words in Trout’s mom’s lexicon… ☺
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Everything Trout’s mom does is natural.
Potamus over 3 years ago
People here making crude comments about the oil on her nightstand. It’s for her nostrils, people. Why would she need it for anything else when right beside it on the nightstand are the lard and butter?
genez over 3 years ago
What makes an oil essential, as opposed to optional?
UmmeMoosa over 3 years ago
but I rather have a mom like trout’s than an over-possessive stage mom that would drive me insane
PuppyPapa over 3 years ago
I bet she does, I bet she does, say no more,say no more, know what I mean, NUDGE NUDGE!
bobw2012 over 3 years ago
A cousin tells me that Bag Balm is good for cracks. sorry.