Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 31, 2021

Should have bought the insurance, Craig!

Ishy, what were you even doing in the toilet?

Lio’s lucky the guy didn’t sign up. Last I checked, life insurance companies don’t want to insure people they expect to die later that day.

Its hard to make good cracks about plumbers.

Very Lovecraftian, The Horror That Came From American Standard.

Sorry, the premiums didn’t include “death by giant squid”

Ishmael evidently doesn’t like snakes.

Great one!

Odd that Lio would bet against Ishy.

AGAIN?? Lio should train his pets better.

Another plumber, down the drain…

Use Ishy (bomp bomp), the foaming squiddy (bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp )…..

Plumbers, remember Mrs Reagan’s slogan and “just say no to crack.”