Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 09, 2021

Both are good. Flip a coin Fido.

If that is a mountain lion in the bottom right corner, then that is going to be some real drama.

Dogs are ahead of us — they invented a smell-o-vision that works.

Smell-o-Vision is right. John Waters did it in one of his films in the 70’s. He arranged for a number of suitable aromas to be reproduced inside the cinema with the aid of fans and other devices. I’m too lazy to take the time to go look up the name and correct year right now. Gotta run. Maybe later.

All good choices.

Aren’t these the same choices we get?

And there’s the ever popular ‘Mystery’!

….and these are a few of my favorite things….

What’s available from “News” and “Comedy”?

This just doesn’t make any scents.

Action category…squirrel!

His wife has blocked the “French Poodle Network”.

Hmm. Haven’t seen this on the dog channel, but it should be there!

Sniff-flix

Walking our golden retriever in an RV park. Lots of little dogs around and ours dragged me over to each of them. Then we passed a space where 2 Great Danes were sitting. They both got up to look at us, no tail wagging, just stares. I tightened my grip on the leash and got ready to drag our dog away from them, but amazingly he never saw them, very carefully looking in the other direction as we passed by those two gigantic dogs. I hadn’t realized I owned such an intelligent animal.

Petflix

He’s watching buttflix