Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 06, 2021

Russell Myers and Steven Pastis: separated at birth.

THUD…!

Suddenly I feel very… chipped!

Oh crud.

And given the lack of original ideas, Hollywood would probably turn that play into a movie!

Now I’ll have that song in my head all day

Ima send a scud inna your cud, dud!

(ಠ_ಠ)

I hope there’s a guest appearance by Elmer Fudd.

Tha Tha Thats all folks

Good thing she’s just click away from disappearing.

Introducing the star of the show: Elmer Fudd.

I think, “The Producers” could have made some money on that show.

You can sing your crud in the mud bud

Long way to go to beat Hoagie Carmichael’s all time longest son title: I’m a Cranky Old Yank In a Clanky Old Tank in the Streets of Yokohama With My Honolulu Mama Doin’ Those Neat-O Beat-O Flat on My Seat-O Hirohito Blues"

My Goodness with little butterflies! I had no idea Irwin and especially Gaylord were such Philistines!

A Broadway ditty always brightens the day! —And the one Broomie tells us about sounds like such rhyming fun!