Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 06, 2021

Serve the parrot for dinner.

Different house, different girls, Hi John!

Make it a costume party and dress as a pirate.

Winston Churchill’s parrot often squawked obscenities.

Eh? I don’t gets it.

There’s a joke about a minister with a foul-mouthed parrot but I’m too lazy to type it in.

Don’t just gag him, tie him up. This is Bound and Gagged after all!

I don’t get the gag…

Brawk! Kill the Wabbit! Kill the Wabbit! Brawk!

Or serve him as an entre…..

Parrots and the Priest

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?’ "

“That’s terrible!” exclaimed the priest. “But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, “Hi, we’re prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?”

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed “Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!”

Maybe you can get him to perform an exorcism.

I remember at Busch Gardens many many years ago there was a bird that dropped many many f-bombs. A lot of people were amused, some with children not so much.

I just realized the parrot isn’t even caged, so he could attack the pastor in addition to insulting him.

not too much meat on a parrot.

Afraid he’ll repeat profanity or amorous talk?