As Calvin once asked his mother (as he was yelling from outside for her attention and she just asked him to come to her inside), “where’s the garden hose?”
Happiness for men, as Ziggy has found out quite a long time ago, is the ability to go outside in public not having to wear confining pants and underwear. (Doggy droppings the occasional hazard.)
Never been a fan of allowing the dog to foul up the backyard. We’ve always taken him to the park and scooped up after him. This keeps the backyard stench free. BTW, his name too was Ziggy.
jasonsnakelover about 3 years ago
It helps not to be in the yard with bare feet.
allen@home about 3 years ago
Instead of talking to us Ziggy. Watch where you’re walking.
wjones about 3 years ago
The price you have to pay to have a best friend.
KOKOPELLeigh about 3 years ago
If that’s not a solid argument for wearing shoes, I don’t know what is.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
As Calvin once asked his mother (as he was yelling from outside for her attention and she just asked him to come to her inside), “where’s the garden hose?”
Ed A. about 3 years ago
Happiness is a warm foot.
dcdete. about 3 years ago
Happiness for men, as Ziggy has found out quite a long time ago, is the ability to go outside in public not having to wear confining pants and underwear. (Doggy droppings the occasional hazard.)
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 3 years ago
I often experienced that for myself but it never said “SPLOP!!” to me.
gammaguy about 3 years ago
No dog means no problem. (At least not that problem, and not in my back yard.)
andersjg Premium Member about 3 years ago
The ultimate “SPLOP!!” is walking across a cow pasture barefoot on a warm summer day.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Poop, there it is!
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
That’s just a little spot of Spot’s happiness.
locake about 3 years ago
My neighbor lets her dog go in my back yard and doesn’t pick up after him. I always look down when I walk through my yard.
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
It’s a treat to beat you feet in the Mississippi mud, but it sure ain’t too hot in dog poop.
J. R. M. about 3 years ago
Never been a fan of allowing the dog to foul up the backyard. We’ve always taken him to the park and scooped up after him. This keeps the backyard stench free. BTW, his name too was Ziggy.
angelolady Premium Member about 3 years ago
Those are some big feet on the little guy. Solid feet, too, without toes.