The Buckets by Greg Cravens for May 09, 2021

My advice is to ask a chicken.

There are ways. Think of Tom Cruise in “Mission Impossible”.

It’s simple. Just plant a Keep Off the Grass sign seed when you seed the lawn.

Visiting my dad at the VA hospital I saw a really unique tree across the compound. Walking closer to it a I saw there was a sign in front of the tree, figuring it might be a memorial or identifying the type of tree I walked across the grass to read it. It simply stated, “KEEP OFF THE GRASS”

Should we eat the fried chicken first or the egg salad sandwich?

That’s actually an interesting problem in philosophy

Wait till they get to “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?” :D :D :D

Grammatically, there’s an implied “you” in the sentence. “[You] keep off the grass.” I don’t have to keep off the grass. It’s my grass and I’ll do whatever I want with it.

Marijuana is called grass

Those kids don’t have much imagination.. what about helicopters or space aliens with long arms.

Tch, a drone put the sign there… ☺

This is the strip “Frazz” wants to be and often fails at.