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An often divorced friend says he finally figured it out. Don’t bother with all the marriage/divorce details… just find a woman you don’t like, and buy her a house.
oldpine52 almost 4 years ago
If that’s all he lost, he was lucky.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE almost 4 years ago
Also your “letters” of recommendation.
theincrediblebulk almost 4 years ago
Sounds like he was Welsh and his spouse was Hawaiian. He got all the consonants while she got all the vowels
Ken Norris Premium Member almost 4 years ago
She got the gold mine and he got the shaft…
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Do you at least get the “y”? It’s sometimes a consonant.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Tht stnks.
WCraft almost 4 years ago
And, she took all the ink cartridges, too.
stamps almost 4 years ago
What? He was married to Vanna White?
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Lost everything in the divorce. All she left me were my bones”. Leonard McCoy, MD.
Op3 almost 4 years ago
“ABC Shorthand” – actually learned that in high school…
Ukko wilko almost 4 years ago
An often divorced friend says he finally figured it out. Don’t bother with all the marriage/divorce details… just find a woman you don’t like, and buy her a house.