Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 04, 2021

The Floating Wonder of Reynard Beck: Hoax or Miracle of Nature?

However, there was an odd feeling of light weight. Dismissing it, Reynard Beck cleared the blankets, swung his feet to the side as to get up – and floated! Much to his disbelief and astonishment, young Reynard all of a sudden saw that he could float upwards, towards the ceiling. At first he dismissed it for a vivid dream. Then came disbelief, then fear, then the questioning of his sanity. He was more than 166 pounds (75 kg) in weight. How on earth could he be floating? In the end – when he still floated nonetheless – Reynard Beck simply accepted this newly found talent.

https://www.ancient-origins.net/unexplained-phenomena/reynard-beck-0015111

Sandals

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thanks :)

That’s the cool thing about Jesus. Even when he messed up, he was chill about it.

What’s a ‘sandle?’

Happy Easter!

Hopefully his feet aren’t stuck to his sandals too.

Happy Jewish Zombie Day.

Sometimes I think you may be very disturbed.

When did “unfrozen” become a word? Before the financial crisis and freezing of assets, we just had “frozen” and “thawed”. Maybe people in places that never had winter invented “unfrozen.”

No wonder he chose the Middle East.

I wasn’t aware that the Sea of Galilee froze over in the spring, especially during a gale. Odd.

There is the “sandspit” theory for “walking on water” seen from a distance.

I do not know what this thing is about and I do not believe in jesus

He just used his chakra energy to walk on water and the sides of buildings like Naruto.