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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 05, 2021
April 04, 2021
April 06, 2021
Transcript:
I can turn water into wine, lady! Okay?! Saliva- 99% water. Jesus is now banned from our AA group therapy sessions.
Ida No almost 4 years ago
Banned from bars, too. Ever since that last incident with the storm, and yelling “drinks are on the house!”
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
“Can” isn’t the same as “cannot avoid”.
He can obviously control his talent, since he did not turn the entire Jordan river into wine.
davids.comments almost 4 years ago
Wine is ~85% water. So he can turn the wine into brandy, and brandy into grain alcohol. And we can develop vehicles to run on grain alcohol. Only Jesus can save us from anthropomorphic climate change!