Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 17, 2021

“Boy, that river was cold.” “Deep, too…”

Corporal Lemming, I presume?

Only one crutch? That’s pointless.

Actually the guy in crutches IS the guy you want. He doesn’t question the order. He just simply does it

He means ‘How low’…

There’s a depth of understanding issue here.

And when you say “protest?”

Never mind asking. I’d just jump as high as I can, and hope it’s high enough!

It appears that “high,” is not a consideration, at the moment.