Reminds me of the time I confused chlorox wipes for wet wipes right after hemorrhoid surgery. FYI , you cannot blow down there and no one is willing to do it for you!!
Sister mistook spray deodorant for her hair spray. No time to wash it out of her hair before class. She said she got several compliments on the way her hair looked that day.
Once, when I was a young college student, I kept windex by my sink to clean my glasses (this was when they were made of actual glass). After all, it reduced the number of products I needed to buy.
So, I caught a cold, with terrible sore throat and fever so I got out the chloraseptic. Yes, you can see where this is going.
I can aver that windex really killed that cold virus fast. My fever went down in less than a day. However, I really wouldn’t recommend this as a cold treatment.
LeslieBark over 3 years ago
Well, that’s one way to off Hubby—that stuff’ll kill you!
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
Reading labels is for losers. (trying to rechannel a tRumpism)
PICTO over 3 years ago
That should cure his potty mouth…
Doug K over 3 years ago
and if you can’t tell the difference between the two …
… well … “Natural Selection”Doug K over 3 years ago
Be sure to have the toilet gargle.
zerotvus over 3 years ago
and don’t brush your teeth with breel cream…..
P51Strega over 3 years ago
“Kills germs”, sounds good.
D Ob-one B over 3 years ago
Reminds me of the time I confused chlorox wipes for wet wipes right after hemorrhoid surgery. FYI , you cannot blow down there and no one is willing to do it for you!!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Looks like he couldn’t make it to 30 seconds…
More Coffee Please! Premium Member over 3 years ago
I did that with spray deodorant and shaving foam once. My armpits were never so smooth…
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
One way to get rid of gingivitis and have breath that smells like daisies.
Leojim over 3 years ago
I hear gorilla glue keeps your hair in place quite nicely.
Leojim over 3 years ago
Oh, and brushing your teeth with Preparation H will keep you from having any hemorrhoids in your mouth. Guaranteed!
oldlady07 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sister mistook spray deodorant for her hair spray. No time to wash it out of her hair before class. She said she got several compliments on the way her hair looked that day.
fuzzybritches over 3 years ago
Once, when I was a young college student, I kept windex by my sink to clean my glasses (this was when they were made of actual glass). After all, it reduced the number of products I needed to buy.
So, I caught a cold, with terrible sore throat and fever so I got out the chloraseptic. Yes, you can see where this is going.
I can aver that windex really killed that cold virus fast. My fever went down in less than a day. However, I really wouldn’t recommend this as a cold treatment.